sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

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foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

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nayx:

this is the police.  come out.  its ok to be gay

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My life on a Saturday night

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